April Fool’s Day is right around the corner! What better way to celebrate spring than by warming up your funny bone? If you have a bit of extra thyme this morning, lettuce share a few seeds of happiness with you! We’ve got 11 of our favorite garden-themed jokes to start your day off right. 

Q. Which vegetable loves animals the most?
A. A zoo-chini! 

Q. How does a flower whistle? 
A. With its tulips! 

Q. Why did the flower stop biking?
A. Because it lost its petals.

Q. Where is the best place to grow flowers at school? 
A. In Kinder-garden!

Q. What kind of plant is always cold?
A. A chili.

Q. What is a plant’s favorite number?
A. Tree!

Q. What do you call a flower that won’t bloom?
A. A bud omen!

Q. Which wise herb did the garlic ask for advice?
A. Sage!

Q What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A. Pumpkin Pi!

Q. What is a frog’s favorite flower?
A. A croak-us!

Q. How do you know if a plant joke is funny?
A. Beets me.

We hope you got some enjoy-mint from these garden puns and have a wonderful April Fool’s Day!